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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity with New "Intelligent Falling" Theory.

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[sonata960.livejournal.com]

That is simply brilliant :)

[keyne.livejournal.com]

Best thing I've read in weeks :-)

[khedron.livejournal.com]

The comparison between evolution and gravity as theories is made all the time, but this is the first time I saw someone make it stand up. It beats the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that's for sure. =)