a healthy non-political snicker

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From Harper's Index, August 2004:

State grant awarded a Missouri police department's Youth Outreach Unit two years ago to battle Goth culture : $273,000

Amount the Unit returned to the state in April after no Goth-influenced youth could be found to aid : $132,000

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Ratio of the number of cicada eggs per square mile of southern New Jersey to the number of stars in the Milky Way : 4:5