too damn funny

[khedron]

I was muttering to keyne about a rumored "Gimli and Legolas in a drinking contest" scene in the extended "Return of the King", and she told me about this, which I'd missed: nicely condensed movie parodies. I'm sure everyone but me has seen these, right?

The Fellowship of the Ring:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mollyringwraith/7952.html

The Two Towers:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mollyringwraith/1826.html

The Return of the King:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mollyringwraith/5635.html



TOWER OF CIRITH UNGOL
SAM, lost, stops in a stairwell and sings out:
SAM: "The stars at night...are clear and bright..."
FRODO'S VOICE: (weak) "...deep in the heart of Texas..."
SAM: Woohoo!
SAM charges that direction and kills an Orc mid-whip. FRODO is lying in a swoon on a heap of rags, half-naked.
DROOLING FANGIRLS: Oh, HECK yeah! Come on, sugar, get those hands out of the way.
OTHER AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Eww! You're corrupting my immaculate Tolkien experience!