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elephant jokes
Sep. 8th, 2009 12:12 pmAfter reading a hundred elephant jokes, I'm both numb and strangely enamored of their internal logic.
Fortunately for you, I only repost two.
(Please ignore the small inaccuracy in the iteration construct. I didn't feel like correcting it.)
Fortunately for you, I only repost two.
Q: How does a programmer catch an elephant?
A: Fly to Cape Town and head east. When you reach the ocean, go slightly north and head west. Keep repeating this until you see an elephant, then grab it.
Q: How does an experienced programmer catch an elephant?
A: The same way; but before you start, you place an elephant at Gibraltar, so you won’t fall into the Mediterranean if there are no elephants.
(Please ignore the small inaccuracy in the iteration construct. I didn't feel like correcting it.)
