um...

There are so many things about this that are wrong, starting with the fact that this guy's script doesn't ignore capitalization, and thus I'm a schizophrenic Meryl Streep/Tracey Ullman hybrid. *twitch*

Swiped from carneggy:

My LiveJournal Sitcom
As The Khedron Turns (TNN, 7:00): Khedron (Meryl Streep) and vespid_interest (Ed Asner) build a shed at the Met. Afterwards, crouchback (Robert Duvall) breaks annaoj (Jason Robards)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. At the same time, khedron (Tracey Ullman) gets mad at harimad (Shirley Temple) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Then, houseofmoonglum (Daniel Baldwin) makes aymanshamma (Bob Hoskins) look stupid in front of a large crowd at a homeless shelter. Later that day, enf (Topher Grace) sets tinyhand (Roberto Benigni)'s backpack on fire. TV-MA.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)