everyone's favorite subjects: the Daily Show and the Knights Templar

I'm not really sure either of these are for real. But: CNN's firing Tucker Carlson (and maybe "Crossfire"), and there's a quote in the article which reads:

The bow-tied wearing conservative pundit got into a public tussle last fall with comic Jon Stewart, who has been critical of cable political programs that devolve into shoutfests.

"I guess I come down more firmly in the Jon Stewart camp," [CNN U.S. chief Johnathan] Klein told The Associated Press.

Meanwhile, the Knights Templar are apparently asking the Vatican for an apology for smushing them in the 14th C.. Hey, Mr. m00nglum, what'cha going to say about that? ;-)