hold off on that airport software update

Via As the Apple Turns, on dealing with decreased signal strength after applying the AirPort 3.4 update:

Apple's own advice on how to maximize your AirPort reception states that you should "rotate your computer until signal strength peaks," but we've found that people are less productive when their PowerBooks' screens are facing away from them.

Update: Crazy Apple Rumors says, "In an unusual display of frankness, Apple announced today that the recently released Airport 3.4 'bites the big one' and openly apologized to the Macintosh community."

everything's a cover-up

Am I the only one who read this story about the trains crashing in North Korea, "carrying flammable items, leaving a large number of casualties, and causing North Korea's leader to declare a state of emergency in that region", to think that it's a cover-up for a nuclear mishap?

whatever shall become of...

Whatever shall become of The Shelf of Weird Food?